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What's so funny? 'My Pet Virus' Shawn Decker sprinkles jokes through his memoir of growing up with AIDS

San Francisco Chronicle - September 28, 2006
Ragnar Carlson, rcarlson@sfchronicle.com


Twenty years after Eddie Murphy's paranoid rant in "Delirious" about "catching" AIDS from a secondhand peck on the cheek, AIDS still kills too many Americans. But in this era of retroviral cocktails, ever-extending life spans and glossy lifestyle magazines for the HIV-positive set, we're a long way from the days when people worried about used-drinking-glass AIDS and mosquito-bite AIDS and kid-sitting-next-to-me-in-class AIDS.

As the disease has spread into mainstream America, communities of resistance and support have sprung up across the country.

In 1987, though, Shawn Decker wasn't part of any community, and he didn't have much of an idea about resistance. Trapped in small-town Waynesboro, Va., Decker didn't have ACT UP. He just had HIV. Oh, and hepatitis C. And hemophilia.

In his humorous new memoir, "My Pet Virus," Decker, 30, "comes out" as a straight, white, small-town kid for whom the great epidemic of his time was his birthright, a kid who, when diagnosed with HIV, stood virtually no chance of living to graduate from high school.

Instead, he stumbled his way through school the way most of us did, and his death sentence kept getting stayed until, finally, it seemed to have been commuted.

A self-described "positoid thinblood" (Decker-ese for HIV-positive hemophiliac), Decker grew up far removed from the metropolitan meccas of the fight against AIDS. In Waynesboro, no one was talking much about HIV, least of all Decker, who wasn't talking about it at all. Decker worried less about surviving his multiple infections and more about surviving junior high. Of course, in the late 1980s, no one survived HIV anyway, but somehow Decker never quite got that message.

"My Pet Virus" is like any other coming-of-age memoir, except with more incurable diseases, less sentimentality and better jokes. And more personal appearances by professional wrestler Ric "Nature Boy" Flair and the members of Depeche Mode.

Decker, who now lives in Charlottesville, Va., and works as a columnist for POZ magazine, is a one-liner machine as he tries to determine whether his favorite band is (gasp!) gay, how to act when the Christmas presents start piling up after his hep C diagnosis and what Ryan White would think if Decker moved in on his Donahue racket.

"Granted, Ryan White wasn't the kind of guy to pummel a fellow thinblood into submission, but I wasn't the kind of kid who wanted to waste my breath on a bunch of morons who thought HIV could be transmitted through handshakes or wedgies."

The author reads at 6:30 tonight, Book Passage, 1 Ferry Plaza, San Francisco. (415) 835-1020.


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